Thursday, May 15, 2008

It's official... it's my birthday.

So, it's my birthday. The wonderful time of year when you get to send me a gift. What would I like? Well, how about your money. Please send money in a self addressed stamped envelope along with a self addressed return thank you card already filled out. I will sign the thank you card and return it to you. You must include a stamp.

PS. You may be asking why you have to send me a gift when I didn't send you one. The reason is you didn't ask for a gift, therefore, I wasn't compelled to act. Plus, I didn't have a stamp.

1 comment:

a penny saved is a penny earned said...

in that case i will ask in advance.